Come on ladies I know more of you have stuff to fess up, don’t be shy!!! Judge free zone over here!!
So this week went by in a blur! Dean was pretty okay except for his blatant lack of underwear or pants or shorts. Potty training blows, I hate it. I knew when I was 15 I was going to hate it. I dreaded it while I was pregnant. And now here it is. Is it as bad as I feared? Oh yes. My child is defiant enough to begin with, trying to make him use the potty ughhhhhh. He will pee on it 9/10 times no issue. And he will poo in it so long as he gets a surprise afterwards (at this point I’m wondering if I will be hearing my 10 year old ask me for a “surprise” after he’s done going). And I don’t know if he will ever poop on the regular toilet considering he refuses to sit to poop, he hovers. Kill me now. Couple all that with the fact that this week he peed in a pile of clean clothes, a lego bucket with the remote in it and a toy bus. Also the words “Mommy I pooped on the sofa” still haunt my sleep. So no sugar coating here, potty training sucks!!! And all those books that tell you to just let them run around naked and they will go on the potty, they were right, but now he only pees in a potty if he is naked.
So my fess up for the week is that Dean loves lunchables, just the pizza kind and he wants them everyday (I put my foot down there). So he gets his beloved lunchable for lunch and my confession is, I think they are delicious -_- I sneak a piece or two of his plate and man they are good (what am I 9? Do I want a Capri Sun to go with that?) Let’s not get started on Easy Mac lol.
Dean confesses to climbing on the kitchen counter, naked.
He does not confess to sticking something in our toilet and backing it up, though we suspect it.
Oh and he told the Dish Network guy to “Shut you fuck”…………..twice.
Come on ladies fess it up!